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Michelle Obama’s Red Apple Beams the Face of Karl Marx

March 17, 2010

The latest cover of Newsweek Magazine features America’s new fashion icon, first lady Michelle Obama… and Karl Marx. This

Mao was in the White House last Christmas!

Mao was in the White House last Christmas!

latest ominous “message” reminds me of that unpopular White House Christmas tree adorned with Mao Tse Tung ornaments. Yes, the greatest mass murderer on earth was in the White House last Christmas.

Now the latest cover photo of Newsweek speaks for itself. Just below the title of the cover story- Feed Your Children Well– is a red apple comfortably sitting in front of the first lady that beams the face of a bearded man. Any Marxist or communist could easily recognize that bearded man on the apple as Karl Marx, the father of Communism and one of the authors of The Communist manifesto. Does this photo incident explains the politics of the new occupants in the most powerful residence in the world? And what should American parents feed their children? Liberal, Marxist ideas? Hmmm… sounds interesting.

I’d like to share with you this article from entitled Why is there a picture of Karl Marx hidden on this apple in the latest Newsweek cover of our fashion icon First Lady?

Do you see this?

Why is there a portrait of Karl Marx in the apple sitting in front of our “fashion icon” First Lady, in her latest appearance on the cover of Newsweek (which replaces her bulbous giant belts with Nosferatu nails as the de rigeur accessory for spring)?

The only place in our education system Karl Marx belongs in is a chapter on lunatics who espoused ideas so terrible and destructive they must never be attempted anywhere on the globe again (ironically enough, this is where the Obamas’ “Golden Age of Hope and Change” will also be covered someday).

He does not belong sitting in front of the First Lady of the United States, no matter how terrible she herself is.

Or how laughable it is to think she’d be eating apples. The junk in her trunk comes from somewhere — despite her railing against everyone else for being obese — and it sure isn’t from packing away too many McIntoshes or Granny Smiths.

UPDATE: This photo is the real Newsweek cover.

It has not been photoshopped.

Early this morning, 3/16/10, it looks like the White House ordered Newsweek to crop the photo so the apple is no longer visible online. Newsweek has cut the table out completely, now, because whatever’s going on in this photo was noticed by the public.

We spotted this photo late last night, and put it up immediately.

It’s clear as day that’s Karl Marx posing proudly in front of a woman who is “proud of apples for the first time in (her) adult life” after finding this Marxist one.

She’s like the crazy old lady who used to find potato chips that looked like cartoon characters or Abraham Lincoln, who went on the Tonight Show to tell Johnny Carson all about it. Well, now we’ve got a First Lady who finds communists in fruit and shows them off to Newsweek.

Ms M. Obama and Karl Marx

Ms M. Obama and Karl Marx

Karl Marx is the bearded man on the apple

Karl Marx is the bearded man on the apple

2 Comments leave one →
  1. March 26, 2010 3:38

    I just saw the print version last night (at my local library). There is nothing even closely resembling a face on the apple. What is in the image is a result of artifacting from the JPEG compression and pareidolia.

  2. April 7, 2010 3:38

    How would your classmates remember you?

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